R.I.P. is officially out of print. You can no longer buy new copies (printed or ebooks), yet the few that are currently in circulation can obviously still trade hands. I did this because, after much deliberation, I've decided to rewrite it and eventually merge it with the rest of the story. Ideally, once I've done … Continue reading Changes

Ahhhhhh enforced isolation. A dream come true, for many introverts. Now if only the extra alone time would result in higher levels of productivity . . . but hey, you can't have it all. In response to this pandemic, my college classes have been moved online. I have a love/hate relationship with online classes - I … Continue reading A Pandemic Is An Introvert’s Best Friend

Person 1: -- and so yeah, that's how I saved the porcupine from near asphyxia--Person 2: Wait, do you hear something? Person 1: Uh, no . . . hold on, is that a faint screaming? Person 2: Probably a kid or something. Person 1: No . . . no, it's getting louder. Sounds like it's … Continue reading Tribute to Smashmouth

I've officially been posting stuff for a year. Surprisingly the majority of articles have not been memes. It doesn't feel like it's been a year, but the 114 dollar dent in my checking account, which I thought at first was a stranger who'd stolen my debit card information, is definitely real. A year, and I'm … Continue reading Should I Even Call This An Anniversary?